I almost had a damp attack on my sister earlier today when she was colouring my hair.

G = Gizela
M = Madelene

G. Soo, when are you going to see Anton again?
M. Tomorrow.
G. Haha, yeah! Tomorrow, right.
M. No, I really am seeing him tomorrow.
G. What! Why didn’t you tell me?! I’ve smeared this stuff all over…